Jun 182013
 

 

 Desi Goes Shopping for Seeds In Amsterdam

In one of my trips to Europe, I traveled to London, Paris, and Amsterdam all alone, trying to be a backpacker, I think I liked Amsterdam the most of the three cities I visited on that trip. Oh no, it has nothing to do with the Red Light District or the museum of 3 letter words or even the Gandhi Restaurant, where I had one of my better Indian dinners outside India.

You see Amsterdam is a city designed for pedestrians and cyclist, and everywhere you go you will find both residents and vacationers riding bicycles in Amsterdam. No matter where you are in Amsterdam, you can rent a cycle and move around town as all major roads have cycling paths.  But I chose to walk most of the time or take boat rides in its famous canals.

One funny incident I want to recall over here. I was walking on the main road opposite the Amsterdam Central Station towards to go to the Bloemenmarkt ( Bloem =flower, Markt= market), with the hope of buying some cacti seeds, and what do I see a beautiful board outside a shop claiming:

“All kinds of high-quality seeds available”

I thought what luck, now I don’t have to walk all the way to Bloemenmarkt so I entered the shop, and instantly noticed how different it smelled, but had no clue what the origin of the smell was.

So I ask this guy, I need to buy some seeds, do you have any cactus seeds?

He looked at me as if I was from some other country (which I actually was, remember I am from India 🙂 )

No, we only have grass seeds, the very best, and 100% legal”

“No I don’t need grass seeds; I was looking at Cactus seeds

Well we only have grass seeds do you want any?”, with a look that meant don’t waste my time

What kind of grass is this is it something special?”

Yes, actually medicinal, which country you want to take the seeds to?”

India,” I said now wondering what the fuss is all about.

Hmm, I don’t think it is legal in India

No, cactus and grass both are legal in India”, now I wanted to go the bottom of the matter.

Maybe cactus is but not grass, I have a list of countries where grass is not allowed

What grass is this, because we have  grass all over in India, what do you think all our Holy Cows eat?”, I tried to be funny.

“What do you mean cows eating grass? I am talking about Cannabis, GRASS, WEED, not the lawn grass”, suddenly my being from a foreign country was confirmed and I could see how amused the shopkeeper was.

I had my bulb lightning in comic strip moment, and I realized, this guy was selling seeds of Cannabis, a legal drug in Netherlands.

couple wearing wooden shoes in Tulip fields with Windmill

Symbols of Holland – Tulip Fields, Wooden Shoes, Old Windmill

Both of us understood what the confusion was and we gave a hearty laugh. He kindly explained me a short cut to reach the Bloemenmarkt, which was better organized than the Gudimalkapur flower market we have here in Hyderabad. The Bloemenmarkt in Amsterdam not only sells flowers but all kind of plants, seeds (including cactus and cannabis). It was a riot of colors and almost looked like an Indian Bazaar except that most things were well-organized and it was not noisy like our bazaars. So what did I got from Amsterdam, well I only got this little fridge magnet from there, which shows Tulip Fields, a farm girl wearing wooden shoes and an old windmill? Later on, it kind of became my habit to bring a fridge magnet from most places I visited outside of India. Rather than telling you from where all I got the fridge magnets, let me tell you that we still have a lot of fridge to cover as of now!

Note to my dear readers: This is only the second post on my foreign visits, the first was written for Ghumakkar. What do you say should I stick to being Desi or write a few posts about my Foreign travels also?

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  23 Responses to “Buying Seeds in Amsterdam”

Comments (23)
  1. Thanks for sharing this, I had a nice laugh at my desk today. Great story. It’s nice that both of you found the humor in it 🙂

    Take care!

  2. Funny incident 🙂
    You should have captured the guy’s expression 😛

  3. “what do you think all our Holy Cows eat?” … 😀 hahahahaha

    Some experience you had there.. and I am glad you shared it with us. 🙂

  4. LOL !! I wonder how you din know what grass meant .. Should have known everything abt it in your college 😛

  5. Haha, bulb lightning in comic strip moment.. this was a hilarious situation 😀 I love that fridge magnet, it is very cute and I would love to see your other magnets too. I look forward to reading more posts from desi covering all squares of the world 🙂

  6. just dropped by and found i good read Desi Traveler…liked the fridge magnet too 🙂 now m eager to know more desi experiences

  7. Ha ha ha! Weird why its called Grass…but yess if you watch Hollywood movies you will know its the Grass that we say Ganja 😛 For your question…I think you should be sharing your abroad experiences too…a Ghumakkar shouldnt bother about borders…live it Desi way and share it with us 🙂

  8. LOOOOOL…!!! It is so funny when that kind of ‘cultural shock’ happens! Great story! keep posting about everything! 🙂

  9. This was a fun post!
    Do write about all your travels – desi or pardesi!!

  10. hehehe.. seeds !!
    well… I had heard weed is legal out there 🙂
    thanks for sharing the confusion and putting a smile on my face 🙂

  11. Do write about more places and your experiences there. I quite enjoyed this one.

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